re-uploaded, caught the spelling error last minute! sorry about that :)
- Hula Dancing Instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
- Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich--
- Hula Dancing Instructor: Pudge is a fish?
- Lilo: -- and today we were out of peanut butter, so I asked my sister what to give him and she said a TUNA sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! *whispers* do you know what tuna is?
- Hula Dancing Instructor: ... fish?
- Lilo: IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an ABOMINATION! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter because all we had is STINKING TUNA!
- Hula Dancing Instructor: Lilo, Lilo! Why is this so important?
- Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
When your friends come over
and your whole family becomes extremely embarrassing:
(via: lmaogtfo)
This GIF…. Oh my Gosh!!!!!
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
I love being submissive to my man. He is the head of the house, he is my provider and God placed the man over the woman. The fucking problem with these relationships these days is women think they can treat their man any kind of way they want. If some of these women spoke to their man like they do 20 years ago? you would have gotten your teeth knocked out. My man is Italian and us women in his family respect our men, if we don’t? we get back handed. && personally that’s how it should be. You don’t embarrass your man by trying to have the balls in a relationship. You go make him a sandwich when he wants a god damn sandwich and you sit on his lap and boost his ego. Maybe if you try this? you’d keep a motherfucking boyfriend for longer than 2 goddamn weeks. -A
I love this!!!!!! :D I’m, if you wanna call it this, Old Fashioned and believe that the women should be the homemaker and the man should bring home the bacon!
(Source: iwillmakeyouskinny)
